Episode 5: I Bought This Champagne For Nothing

Toot your own horn! Toot it!

These three men are so wise they've decided to solve all of Microsoft's problems! Hey guys, you're welcome!

In fact Mark, Simon and Richard are so smart that must have seen into the future because shortly after this epsiode was recorded Microsoft aquired Nokia. The guys dedicate the entire episode to curing Microsoft's ailments in the desktop, tablet and phone markets with equal amounts of insight and stupidity following the news of CEO Steve Ballmer's retirement.

Amongst all the sheer genius, the hosts still find time to learn that Mark should never work in a funeral home, Simon will forever be flummoxed by GarageBand and Richard's magic trick is to "flash his Lumia."

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